Rigby Reardon Movie Quotes & Lines – 60 Classics (+ Audio)

Find and rate the best quotes by Rigby Reardon, selected from famous or less known movies, as rated by our community, featuring short sound clips in MP3 and WAV formats.

1 I'll know after one word if she's faking... -Hello? -She's faking.

Steve Martin in Dead Men Don't Wear Plaid

2 It was a street of frustrated hopes and broken dreams. Everything was cheap, cut-rate. Even the prostitutes were having a sale.

Steve Martin in Dead Men Don't Wear Plaid

3 Hold it, pal. I'm from the health department. We have a report that your soup has too much jewellery in it.

Steve Martin in Dead Men Don't Wear Plaid

4 I always carry my harmonica. It's lighter than an accordion, and more powerful than a sleeping pill.

Steve Martin in Dead Men Don't Wear Plaid

5 Immer essen... That means 'always eating'. -What language? -German. -It's also the name of a South American cruise ship.

Steve Martin in Dead Men Don't Wear Plaid

6 Same old Doris. She used to get smoked turkey so it would keep for months. The when it finally went bad, she'd feed it to the maid.

Steve Martin in Dead Men Don't Wear Plaid

7 Have these men ever told you that your eyes are like two Chinese coins with dollops of caviar in the center?

Steve Martin in Dead Men Don't Wear Plaid

8 She took direction like a pig takes to garbage.

Steve Martin in Dead Men Don't Wear Plaid

9 A half-bottle of bourbon later I still couldn't believe it.

Steve Martin in Dead Men Don't Wear Plaid

10 All dames are alike. They reach down your throat, so they can grab your heart and pull it out, they throw it on the floor and they step on it with their high heels.

Steve Martin in Dead Men Don't Wear Plaid

Rigby Reardon Movie Quotes & Lines – 60 Classics (+ Audio)

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