Martin Short: 55 Movie Quotes with Audio – Page 2

Updated: Jan 15, 2026

Movie quotes of Martin Short (March 26, 1950 – Present), featuring short sound clips in MP3 and WAV formats.

11 You old dog. I bet she keeps your clock wound, huh? -No, that's my daughter, Caroline.

Kurt Russell as Captain Ron; Martin Short as Martin Harvey in Captain Ron

12 It drips a lot of oil, doesn't it? -Hey, all diesels do that. -All diesels do that, honey.

Kurt Russell as Captain Ron; Martin Short as Martin Harvey in Captain Ron

13 Oh, I'm sorry. I guess nobody likes a blabbermouth, right? -No. You think?

As Hubie The Penguin in The Pebble and the Penguin

14 Sew, very old one. Sew like the wind.

As Ned Nederlander in Three Amigos

15 You must be bored to tears with all this wacky nonsense. -Oh, no. I don't think it's nonsense at all, even if you are a bit wacky.

Martin Short as Hubie The Penguin; Annie Golden as Marina in The Pebble and the Penguin

16 Concern is increasing about our captain. He lost our ladder. Doesn't navigate. And, in my opinion, steers badly.

As Martin Harvey in Captain Ron

17 Sometimes I wonder what the colors mean, why the sea is g-green like your eyes.

As Hubie The Penguin in The Pebble and the Penguin

18 Oh, I mean, come on. Everybody makes mistakes. He's human. -Oh, yeah? Prove it.

As Martin Harvey in Captain Ron

19 What pirates? -Pirates of the Caribbean. -Been to Disney World one too many times, have we, Captain Ron? -It's true, Dad. They come up on you in high-speed boats.

As Martin Harvey in Captain Ron

20 If I find a single gorilla anywhere around here, I'll eat it.

As Martin Harvey in Captain Ron