88 Movie Quotes about Balls (+ Sound Clips) - page 7

Updated: Nov 28, 2025

Memorable quotes about balls, selected from famous or less known movies by Movie-Sounds.org's visitors, accompanied by short mp3 and wav audio samples.

61 I'll bust his balls.

Arnold Schwarzenegger as Douglas Quaid in Total Recall (1990)

62 Nice piece of coaching, Jimmy. Especially like that move in the 5th inning when you scratched your balls for an hour.

David Strathairn in A League of Their Own

63 Aw, hexagonal nuts!

Peter Cullen as Optimus Prime in The Transformers (1984)

64 Well, it better be, or I'll have your balls in a jar on my desk. A very small jar.

Chris Farley as Mike Donnelly in Black Sheep (1996)

65 Then you're gonna take the floating-ball test. -What's that? -We're gonna fill that sink with water, then we're gonna dip your balls in it, and if they don't float... you're our main man.

Al Pacino as Detective Steve Burns in Cruising

66 You're going to get it. -In the balls. -Yeah! She's got 'em? -She's got everything.

Robin Williams as Daniel Hillard in Mrs. Doubtfire

67 Please don't do that, don't hit me where it hurts, please don't. I prefer you kill me instead.

Bolo Yeung as Bolo The Brute in Bolo (1977)

68 Hail Caesar. If it's not done by sunrise, I'll cut your balls off.

John Cleese in Monty Python's Life of Brian

69 What's wrong, McFly? You got no scrote?

Michael J. Fox as Marty McFly in Back to the Future Part II

70 And remember, I did this without anger. And I stayed away from your crotch.

Steve Martin as Navin R. Johnson in The Jerk