86 Movie Quotes about Balls (+ Sound Clips) - page 6

Updated: Aug 14, 2025

Memorable quotes about balls, selected from famous or less known movies by Movie-Sounds.org's visitors, accompanied by short mp3 and wav audio samples.

51 How do I know if you're kidding? What do you mean you're kidding? You're breaking my _ing balls?

Joe Pesci as Tommy Devito in Goodfellas

52 Oh. Check this out. It's Lance Armstrong's nut. I had it freeze-dried and bronzed.

Seth MacFarlane as Ted in Ted (2012)

53 You play with your balls a lot.

John Candy as Del Griffith in Planes, Trains & Automobiles (1987)

54 When they wreck our house, I hope they make it a sand trap. -And never get their balls out.

Sean Astin as Michael "Mikey" Walsh in The Goonies

55 With all due respect, I had no idea you got an experimental surgery to have your balls removed.

Will Ferrell as Ricky Bobby in Talladega Nights: The Ballad of Ricky Bobby

56 And she stepped on the ball.

Dan Aykroyd as Louis Winthorpe in Trading places (1983)

57 You shouldn't kick me in the balls. My sister kicked me in the balls once.

Joe Piscopo as Danny Vermin in Johnny Dangerously

58 What's another word for balls?

Macaulay Culkin as Miles Russell in Uncle Buck (1989)

59 I'll bust his balls.

Arnold Schwarzenegger as Douglas Quaid in Total Recall (1990)

60 Nice piece of coaching, Jimmy. Especially like that move in the 5th inning when you scratched your balls for an hour.

David Strathairn in A League of Their Own

86 Movie Quotes about Balls (+ Sound Clips) - page 6

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