88 Movie Quotes about Balls (+ Sound Clips) - page 6

Updated: Nov 28, 2025

Memorable quotes about balls, selected from famous or less known movies by Movie-Sounds.org's visitors, accompanied by short mp3 and wav audio samples.

51 Ah, Jesus Christ. This diaper's making my nuts rub together. It's gonna start a fire.

Mike Myers as Fat Bastard in Austin Powers in Goldmember

52 How do I know if you're kidding? What do you mean you're kidding? You're breaking my _ing balls?

Joe Pesci as Tommy Devito in Goodfellas

53 Oh. Check this out. It's Lance Armstrong's nut. I had it freeze-dried and bronzed.

Quote from Ted (2012)

54 You play with your balls a lot.

John Candy as Del Griffith in Planes, Trains & Automobiles (1987)

55 When they wreck our house, I hope they make it a sand trap. -And never get their balls out.

Quote from The Goonies

56 With all due respect, I had no idea you got an experimental surgery to have your balls removed.

Will Ferrell as Ricky Bobby in Talladega Nights: The Ballad of Ricky Bobby

57 And she stepped on the ball.

Quote from Trading places (1983)

58 You shouldn't kick me in the balls. My sister kicked me in the balls once.

Joe Piscopo as Danny Vermin in Johnny Dangerously

59 What's another word for balls?

Macaulay Culkin as Miles Russell in Uncle Buck (1989)

60 I'll bust his balls.

Quote from Total Recall (1990)