88 Movie Quotes about Balls (+ Sound Clips) - page 5

Updated: Nov 28, 2025

Memorable quotes about balls, selected from famous or less known movies by Movie-Sounds.org's visitors, accompanied by short mp3 and wav audio samples.

41 You _ing _er! I'm gonna rub my balls on your mom's face!

John C. Reilly as Dale Doback in Step Brothers (2008)

42 No one can tell you you're in love, you just know it. Through and through. Balls to bones.

Quote from The Matrix

43 I'll cradle the balls, stroke the shaft, work the pipe and swallow the gravy. Get it over here, buddy. Let's do this.

Jack Black as Jeff Portnoy in Tropic Thunder (2008)

44 Do it, Dad. Get your balls back. -Go fast again.

Quote from Talladega Nights: The Ballad of Ricky Bobby

45 I'm gonna rip your balls off so you cannot contaminate the rest of the world.

Lee Ermey as Gunnery Sergeant Hartman in Full Metal Jacket

46 Females never fight fair.

Gary Dubin as Toulouse in The Aristocats

47 Yeah, see, the next man who loves me, and leaves me so quick, I'm gon' cut off his balls and I'm gon' chop off his _.

Dashiki in Don't Be a Menace

48 What balls on this _in' kid! The next day I fired him.

Robert De Niro as Sam "Ace" Rothstein in Casino (1995)

49 You can suck 'em and suck 'em and suck 'em, and they'll never get any smaller. Never.

Quote from Willy Wonka & the Chocolate Factory

50 Be quiet! Englishmen! You're all so _ing pompous! None of you have got any balls.

John Cleese in Monty Python's The Meaning of Life