Billy Madison Quotes with Sound Clips

Billy Madison Quotes with Sound Clips

Funny quotes with sound clips from Billy Madison (1995), in .wav and .mp3 format.

Actors: Adam Sandler (Billy Madison), Darren McGavin (Brian Madison), Bridgette Wilson (Veronica Vaughn), Bradley Whitford (Eric Gordon), Josh Mostel (Principal Max Anderson)

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1 OK, so let's all open up our 'Reading is fun' books to page 69.

2 Well, this is great. When I graduated first grade, all my father did was tell me to get a job.

3 I can understand nine words in that book now.

— Billy Madison (Adam Sandler)

4 If your dog is lost, you don't look for an hour then call it quits. You get your _ out there, and you find that _ing dog!

— Billy Madison (Adam Sandler)

5 I drew the duck blue because I've never seen a blue duck before. And to be honest with you, I wanted to see a blue duck.

— Billy Madison (Adam Sandler)

6 Man, why did I have so many drinks? I can't remember. What's today? -October?

— Billy Madison (Adam Sandler)

7 Feel those kicks. He's gonna be a soccer player. He is. He is.

— Billy Madison (Adam Sandler)

8 I am the smartest man alive!

— Billy Madison (Adam Sandler)

9 I hate cursive, and I hate all of you! I'm never coming back to school! Never!

— Billy Madison (Adam Sandler)

10 I'll turn this damn bus around. That'll end your precious little field trip pretty damn quick, huh? Little _.

— (Chris Farley)

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