Darren McGavin Movie Quotes & Lines – 25 Classics (+ Audio)

Find and rate the best quotes by Darren McGavin, selected from famous or less known movies, as rated by our community, featuring short sound clips in MP3 and WAV formats.

1 All he got out was: -Not a finger!

As Mr. Parker in A Christmas Story (1983)

2 Fragile. It must be Italian.

As Mr. Parker in A Christmas Story (1983)

3 Killed another one. Oh, he's a deadeye, ain't he?

As Mr. Parker in A Christmas Story (1983)

4 You filthy system!

As Mr. Parker in A Christmas Story (1983)

5 Hold it! Don't anybody move! Hold it right there! A fuse is out.

As Mr. Parker in A Christmas Story (1983)

6 He looks like a deranged Easter bunny.

As Mr. Parker in A Christmas Story (1983)

7 All right. All right, I'll get that kid to eat. Where's my screwdriver and my plumber's helper? I'll open up his mouth and shove it in.

As Mr. Parker in A Christmas Story (1983)

8 Getting rich is hard work, kid. Come on.

As Mr. Parker in A Christmas Story (1983)

9 Well, it is a lamp, you nincompoop. But it's a major award. I won it.

As Mr. Parker in A Christmas Story (1983)

10 Four minutes. Time me.

As Mr. Parker in A Christmas Story (1983)