Darren McGavin: 25 Movie Quotes with Audio

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1 All he got out was: -Not a finger!

As Mr. Parker in A Christmas Story (1983)

2 Killed another one. Oh, he's a deadeye, ain't he?

As Mr. Parker in A Christmas Story (1983)

3 He looks like a deranged Easter bunny.

As Mr. Parker in A Christmas Story (1983)

4 Hold it! Don't anybody move! Hold it right there! A fuse is out.

As Mr. Parker in A Christmas Story (1983)

5 You filthy system!

As Mr. Parker in A Christmas Story (1983)

6 Fragile. It must be Italian.

As Mr. Parker in A Christmas Story (1983)

7 All right. All right, I'll get that kid to eat. Where's my screwdriver and my plumber's helper? I'll open up his mouth and shove it in.

As Mr. Parker in A Christmas Story (1983)

8 Four minutes. Time me.

As Mr. Parker in A Christmas Story (1983)

9 Well, it's a blue ball. Oh, it's a bowling ball.

As Mr. Parker in A Christmas Story (1983)

10 Getting rich is hard work, kid. Come on.

As Mr. Parker in A Christmas Story (1983)