Darren McGavin: 25 Movie Quotes with Audio – Page 2

Movie quotes delivered by Darren McGavin, ranked by user ratings. Listen online or download free MP3 and WAV clips.

11 Oh, Billy, Billy boy! When are you gonna find whatever it is you're looking for?

As Brian Madison in Billy Madison

12 You graduated because I paid your teachers to give you decent grades.

As Brian Madison in Billy Madison

13 Well, it is a lamp, you nincompoop. But it's a major award. I won it.

As Mr. Parker in A Christmas Story (1983)

14 Sons of bitches! Bumpuses!

As Mr. Parker in A Christmas Story (1983)

15 Well, listen. Don't you think you better go up to bed, hmm? Big day tomorrow. A day filled with daiquiris, Nintendos and jack-off magazines.

As Brian Madison in Billy Madison

16 Are you some damned moron? Can't you just stop for two seconds?

As Brian Madison in Billy Madison

17 Billy should get another shot at high school.

As Brian Madison in Billy Madison

18 All right! Everybody upstairs. Get dressed. We are going out to eat.

As Mr. Parker in A Christmas Story (1983)

19 He does too. He looks like a pink nightmare.

As Mr. Parker in A Christmas Story (1983)

20 Didn't I get a tie this year?

As Mr. Parker in A Christmas Story (1983)