Billy Madison Quotes with Sound Clips - Page 2

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Funny quotes with sound clips from Billy Madison (1995), in .wav and .mp3 format.

Actors: Adam Sandler (Billy Madison), Darren McGavin (Brian Madison), Bridgette Wilson (Veronica Vaughn), Bradley Whitford (Eric Gordon), Josh Mostel (Principal Max Anderson)

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11 I am the smartest man alive!

Billy Madison (Adam Sandler)

12 I hate cursive, and I hate all of you! I'm never coming back to school! Never!

Billy Madison (Adam Sandler)

13 I'll turn this damn bus around. That'll end your precious little field trip pretty damn quick, huh? Little _.

— (Chris Farley)

14 Is that it, Dad? Did the penguin tell you to do this?

Billy Madison (Adam Sandler)

15 It was just a stunt! He was supposed to pinch my leg if he was running short of air.

Principal Max Anderson (Josh Mostel)

16 It's too damn hot for a penguin to be just walkin' around here. I gotta send him back to the South Pole.

Billy Madison (Adam Sandler)

17 The only reason he passed was that he offered me a bribe of $5,000, which I regrettably accepted.

Principal Max Anderson (Josh Mostel)

18 Well, this is great. When I graduated first grade, all my father did was tell me to get a job.
19 Yeah. Yeah, I'm okay. A little confused. Kinda sweaty. A little hungry, but all in all I'm okay.

Principal Max Anderson (Josh Mostel)

20 What is a horseshoe? What does a horseshoe do? Are there any horse socks? Is anybody listening to me?

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