Billy Madison Quotes with Sound Clips

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Funny quotes with sound clips from Billy Madison (1995), in .wav and .mp3 format.

Actors: Adam Sandler (Billy Madison), Darren McGavin (Brian Madison), Bridgette Wilson (Veronica Vaughn), Bradley Whitford (Eric Gordon), Josh Mostel (Principal Max Anderson)

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11 I am the smartest man alive!

— Billy Madison (Adam Sandler)

12 I hate cursive, and I hate all of you! I'm never coming back to school! Never!

— Billy Madison (Adam Sandler)

13 I'll turn this damn bus around. That'll end your precious little field trip pretty damn quick, huh? Little _.

— (Chris Farley)

14 Is that it, Dad? Did the penguin tell you to do this?

— Billy Madison (Adam Sandler)

15 It was just a stunt! He was supposed to pinch my leg if he was running short of air.

— Principal Max Anderson (Josh Mostel)

16 It's too damn hot for a penguin to be just walkin' around here. I gotta send him back to the South Pole.

— Billy Madison (Adam Sandler)

17 The only reason he passed was that he offered me a bribe of $5,000, which I regrettably accepted.

— Principal Max Anderson (Josh Mostel)

18 Well, this is great. When I graduated first grade, all my father did was tell me to get a job.

19 Yeah. Yeah, I'm okay. A little confused. Kinda sweaty. A little hungry, but all in all I'm okay.

— Principal Max Anderson (Josh Mostel)

20 What is a horseshoe? What does a horseshoe do? Are there any horse socks? Is anybody listening to me?

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