Billy Madison: 35 Movie Quotes with Audio

Movie quotes spoken by Billy Madison, ranked by user ratings. Listen online or download free MP3 and WAV clips.

1 So hot... want to touch the heinie... (HOWLING)

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2 If your dog is lost, you don't look for an hour then call it quits. You get your _ out there, and you find that _ing dog!

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3 I'm sorry, I can't hear you. I've been physically abused in the ear.

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4 It's too damn hot for a penguin to be just walkin' around here. I gotta send him back to the South Pole.

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5 We gonna go on a date. You, me, Jack and Frank are gonna go around putting _ on people's doorsteps. And we gonna sets it on fire!

Adam Sandler in Billy Madison

6 I hate cursive, and I hate all of you! I'm never coming back to school! Never!

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7 Feel those kicks. He's gonna be a soccer player. He is. He is.

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8 Is that it, Dad? Did the penguin tell you to do this?

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9 Please, God, give me the answer!

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10 Man, I'm glad I called that guy!

Adam Sandler in Billy Madison