Billy Madison: 35 Movie Quotes with Audio – Page 2

Movie quotes spoken by Billy Madison, ranked by user ratings. Listen online or download free MP3 and WAV clips.

11 Is that it, Dad? Did the penguin tell you to do this?

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12 Feel those kicks. He's gonna be a soccer player. He is. He is.

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13 Well, that makes two of us then, baby. But it takes more than two to tango. Or something like that. So let's go!

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14 Chlorophyll? More like 'bore-ophyll.' Right?

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15 Yeah. How's that laugh go again? -You know... (WEASEL LAUGH)

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16 I don't know. I kinda feel like an idiot sometimes. Although I am an idiot, so it kinda works out.

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17 The mucus queen is yours.

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18 Of course I peed my pants! Everybody my age pees their pants. It's the coolest. -Really? -Yes! You ain't cool unless you pee your pants.

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19 Talky, talky, talky. No more talky.

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20 I mean, I can do this if I set my mind to it! High school was a pain in the _, but I graduated.

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