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21 I drew the duck blue because I've never seen a blue duck before. And to be honest with you, I wanted to see a blue duck.

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22 I am the smartest man alive!

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23 Geez, what's up her butt?

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24 Of course I peed my pants! Everybody my age pees their pants. It's the coolest. -Really? -Yes! You ain't cool unless you pee your pants.

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25 The mucus queen is yours.

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26 I don't know. I kinda feel like an idiot sometimes. Although I am an idiot, so it kinda works out.

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27 Yeah. How's that laugh go again? -You know... (WEASEL LAUGH)

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28 Chlorophyll? More like 'bore-ophyll.' Right?

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29 Well, that makes two of us then, baby. But it takes more than two to tango. Or something like that. So let's go!

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30 Talky, talky, talky. No more talky.

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