Joe Piscopo: 15 Movie Quotes with Audio

Movie quotes delivered by Joe Piscopo, ranked by user ratings. Listen online or download free MP3 and WAV clips.

1 They made it for him special. It's an. 88 magnum. -It shoots through schools.

As Danny Vermin in Johnny Dangerously

2 I enjoy collecting protection money, putting whores to work, loan sharking. I enjoy planting bombs in people's cars. These are a few of my favorite things.

As Danny Vermin in Johnny Dangerously

3 Well, I fulfilled a lot of people's predictions about me - I've become a real scumbag.

As Danny Vermin in Johnny Dangerously

4 Hey, I told somebody I was a male nurse. I'm ashamed to admit that I'm a criminal.

As Danny Vermin in Johnny Dangerously

5 You shouldn't hang me on a hook. My father hung me on a hook once. Once.

As Danny Vermin in Johnny Dangerously

6 Hold on, I'll ask Johnny. Johnny, what do you wanna do about this Kelly guy? Kill him. He wants you to kill him.

As Danny Vermin in Johnny Dangerously

7 Park it in this slot here. -It's for the handicapped. -I am handicapped. I'm psychotic.

As Danny Vermin in Johnny Dangerously

8 You know something, Johnny, you don't care about crime.

As Danny Vermin in Johnny Dangerously

9 Dames are put on this Earth to weaken us, drain our energy, laugh at us when they see us naked.

As Danny Vermin in Johnny Dangerously

10 Lil? This ain't Chicago. We're in New York.

As Danny Vermin in Johnny Dangerously