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Movie-Sounds.org › Gangster Movie Quotes › Johnny Dangerously

- Park it in this slot here.
- It's for the handicapped.
- I am handicapped. I'm psychotic.

— Danny Vermin (Joe Piscopo)

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9 seconds sound clip from the Johnny Dangerously movie soundboard.

You can hear this line at 00:59:33 in the DVD version of the movie.

Quote context

[...]

- A little house, white picket fence.

- Kids and dogs playing in the yard.

- Saying hi to a neighbor named Fred.

- Maybe there is a rainbow for us out there.

- Sure, we had dreams. But when you're in crime, kid, dreams don't always come true.

- Follow them.

- Park it in this slot here.

- It's for the handicapped.

- I am handicapped. I'm psychotic.

- I now pronounce you man and wife. You may kiss the bride.

- You're like a daughter to me, and I wanna share something with you.

- What's that, Mom Kelly?

- I go both ways.

[...]

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Actors: Michael Keaton (Johnny Dangerously), Joe Piscopo (Danny Vermin), Marilu Henner (Lil Sheridan), Maureen Stapleton (Ma Kelly), Peter Boyle (Jocko Dundee), Danny DeVito (D.A. Burr)

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