Michael Keaton Movie Quotes & Lines – 80 Classics (+ Audio)

Find and rate the best quotes by Michael Keaton, selected from famous or less known movies, as rated by our community, featuring short sound clips in MP3 and WAV formats.

1 She's a Barbie doll, Ken. There's a hundred million just like her. -Not to me, there's not. -Oh!

Lotso (Ned Beatty), Ken Doll (Michael Keaton) in Toy Story 3

2 Oh! A Nehru jacket. -Barbie! Not the Nehru. -This is from what, 1967? -The groovy formal collection, yes! -What a shame.

Ken Doll (Michael Keaton), Barbie (Jodi Benson) in Toy Story 3

3 It's Lotso. He's made us into a pyramid, and he put himself on top!

As Ken Doll in Toy Story 3

4 Take him to the library. -No!

As Ken Doll in Toy Story 3

5 In your dreams, Thunder. -Yeah, right. Thunder? What's he talkin' about, Thunder? -You know, 'cause thunder always comes after lightning.

Lightning Mcqueen (Owen Wilson), Chick Hicks (Michael Keaton) in Cars

6 Ka-chicka! Ka-chicka!

As Chick Hicks in Cars

7 Look, you're a real nice girl, and I like you a lot but for right now, shut up.

As Batman in Batman (1989)

8 I am not comin' in behind you again, old man.

As Chick Hicks in Cars

9 Hey, how come the only one celebrating is me, huh? Where are the girls? Bring on the confetti!

As Chick Hicks in Cars

10 Go ahead, make my millennium.

As Betelgeuse in Beetlejuice