Michael Keaton Movie Quotes & Lines – 80 Classics (+ Audio)

Updated: Oct 1, 2025

Find and rate the best quotes by Michael Keaton, selected from famous or less known movies, as rated by our community, featuring short sound clips in MP3 and WAV formats.

1 She's a Barbie doll, Ken. There's a hundred million just like her. -Not to me, there's not. -Oh!

Lotso (Ned Beatty), Ken Doll (Michael Keaton) in Toy Story 3

2 In your dreams, Thunder. -Yeah, right. Thunder? What's he talkin' about, Thunder? -You know, 'cause thunder always comes after lightning.

Lightning Mcqueen (Owen Wilson), Chick Hicks (Michael Keaton) in Cars

3 Ka-chicka! Ka-chicka!

As Chick Hicks in Cars

4 Take him to the library. -No!

As Ken Doll in Toy Story 3

5 Look, you're a real nice girl, and I like you a lot but for right now, shut up.

As Batman in Batman (1989)

6 Hey, how come the only one celebrating is me, huh? Where are the girls? Bring on the confetti!

As Chick Hicks in Cars

7 Go ahead, make my millennium.

As Betelgeuse in Beetlejuice

8 You bunch of losers! How dare you interrupt a professional while he's working?

As Betelgeuse in Beetlejuice

9 You see, my life is really complex.

As Batman in Batman (1989)

10 Little late for a stroll, eh, Potato Head? -That's Mister Potato Head to you, smoothie.

Ken Doll (Michael Keaton), Mrs. Potato Head (Estelle Harris) in Toy Story 3

Michael Keaton Movie Quotes & Lines – 80 Classics (+ Audio)

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