Michael Keaton: 80 Movie Quotes with Audio – Page 8

Movie quotes delivered by Michael Keaton, ranked by user ratings. Listen online or download free MP3 and WAV clips.

71 Whoa, wait a minute, kid. You can't fight me. I'm too good.

As Johnny Dangerously in Johnny Dangerously

72 Hi, I'm Ken. -Barbie. Have we ever met? -Uh-uh. I would've remembered.

Ken Doll (Michael Keaton), Barbie (Jodi Benson) in Toy Story 3

73 He walked into a strip bar sometime around 3:30 and never came out.

As Ray Nicolette in Jackie Brown

74 You ever see him sell a gun? -No. -Then how do you know he sells guns? -He told me. Besides, why else would a A.T.F. man be after him?

Pam Grier as Jackie Brown; Michael Keaton as Ray Nicolette in Jackie Brown

75 Those guys down in Customs? They're a bunch of pricks. Excuse me, but they are. There's something about that job makes those people really hard to get along with.

As Ray Nicolette in Jackie Brown

76 Come on, boys. Let's go. I don't like the smell in here.

As Johnny Dangerously in Johnny Dangerously

77 Se me to chair tonight, please! Fry me tonight! The waiting's driving me crazy!

As Johnny Dangerously in Johnny Dangerously

78 Who here knew about the thunder thing? -I didn't.

As Chick Hicks in Cars (2006)

79 Hey, how about me getting knocked out?

As Johnny Dangerously in Johnny Dangerously

80 Thanks, Your Holiness. Tell you what, build yourself a new gym for Vatican.

As Johnny Dangerously in Johnny Dangerously