Michael Keaton Movie Quotes & Lines – 80 Classics (+ Audio) - page 6

Updated: Oct 1, 2025

Find and rate the best quotes by Michael Keaton, selected from famous or less known movies, as rated by our community, featuring short sound clips in MP3 and WAV formats.

51 Smell that food. I think it's rotten.

As Johnny Dangerously in Johnny Dangerously

52 You have everything! -Everything except someone to share it with.

Ken Doll (Michael Keaton), Barbie (Jodi Benson) in Toy Story 3

53 Will I see you again? -Oh, I'll see you tonight... in my dreams.

Ken Doll (Michael Keaton), Barbie (Jodi Benson) in Toy Story 3

54 You're working with a professional here.

As Betelgeuse in Beetlejuice

55 Women. I don't know what her problem is.

As Betelgeuse in Beetlejuice

56 No one appreciates clothes here, Barbie. No one.

As Ken Doll in Toy Story 3

57 You'll feel better if you have a cookie.

As Johnny Dangerously in Johnny Dangerously

58 Hell, I'll possess myself if I gotta.

As Betelgeuse in Beetlejuice

59 He was the kind of guy who couldn't hear the train until it was 2 feet from him.

As Batman in Batman (1989)

60 Ow! Ow! Easy with the confetti. What's goin' on?

As Chick Hicks in Cars