Johnny Dangerously: 30 Movie Quotes with Audio

Movie quotes spoken by Johnny Dangerously, ranked by user ratings. Listen online or download free MP3 and WAV clips.

1 Do I have to break the law? If I broke the law, it'd be like breaking my mother's heart.

Michael Keaton in Johnny Dangerously

2 I should've never picked that name. A name like that, you gotta live up to.

Michael Keaton in Johnny Dangerously

3 The years didn't soften Moronie. He continued to murder the English language... and anyone who got in his way.

Michael Keaton in Johnny Dangerously

4 I'll think of something... something clever, something unexpected... something subtle.

Michael Keaton in Johnny Dangerously

5 It's a bad habit. It's like drinking coffee. Believe me, if I could quit this thing, I would.

Michael Keaton in Johnny Dangerously

6 Don't worry, doll. There's not a bullet out there with my name on it.

Michael Keaton in Johnny Dangerously

7 Hey, it'll be good to see her spit again.

Michael Keaton in Johnny Dangerously

8 There you go. While you're at it, buy yourself a second home.

Michael Keaton in Johnny Dangerously

9 Take a look around you. What do you see? I'll tell you what I see. I see some guys doing pretty good. Pretty damn good.

Michael Keaton in Johnny Dangerously

10 Tell me another gang in New York that's got a dental plan.

Michael Keaton in Johnny Dangerously