Michael Keaton Movie Quotes & Lines – 80 Classics (+ Audio) - page 2

Updated: Oct 1, 2025

Find and rate the best quotes by Michael Keaton, selected from famous or less known movies, as rated by our community, featuring short sound clips in MP3 and WAV formats.

11 You see, my life is really complex.

As Batman in Batman (1989)

12 And this, well, this is where I live. It's Ken's Dream House. It has a disco, it's got a dune buggy. And a whole room just for trying on clothes.

As Ken Doll in Toy Story 3

13 You can't make me talk. You can't! But I'd like to see you try.

As Ken Doll in Toy Story 3

14 I am not comin' in behind you again, old man.

As Chick Hicks in Cars

15 Little late for a stroll, eh, Potato Head? -That's Mister Potato Head to you, smoothie.

Ken Doll (Michael Keaton), Mrs. Potato Head (Estelle Harris) in Toy Story 3

16 You got kind of a dark side, don't you?

As Batman in Batman Returns (1992)

17 Eat floor. High fiber.

As Batman in Batman Returns (1992)

18 Not to mention the fact that you're talking to a dead guy.

As Betelgeuse in Beetlejuice

19 I'm the ghost with the most, babe.

As Betelgeuse in Beetlejuice

20 You want thunder? You want thunder? Ka-chicka, ka-chicka!

As Chick Hicks in Cars