Ma Kelly: 15 Movie Quotes with Audio

Movie quotes spoken by Ma Kelly, ranked by user ratings. Listen online or download free MP3 and WAV clips.

1 Bless the saints, it's an ashtray. I've been thinking of taking up smoking. This clinches it.

Maureen Stapleton in Johnny Dangerously

2 Well, how does it feel to be 29? -I only hope I reach 30.

Maureen Stapleton in Johnny Dangerously

3 Also, I'm losing sensation in the left side of me face, which I think it's the beginning of a neurological disorder. But the rest of me is in the pink.

Maureen Stapleton in Johnny Dangerously

4 I know what you can't say. You wanna get laid. You wanna hump your brains out. Ba-boom, Ba-boom, Ba-boom, Ba-boom.

Maureen Stapleton in Johnny Dangerously

5 It's a miracle neither of you turned out to be a piece-of-_ criminal.

Maureen Stapleton in Johnny Dangerously

6 Well, to tell you the truth, I've got mixed feelings. Thrilled for Tommy, sad for Johnny.

Maureen Stapleton in Johnny Dangerously

7 Oh, shut up. Stop acting like a fag choir boy.

Maureen Stapleton in Johnny Dangerously

8 Oh, God, it's the worst July in years.

Maureen Stapleton in Johnny Dangerously

9 Your poor father would have been proud of you. -He always wanted you to be a lawyer. -God know he could have used one.

Maureen Stapleton in Johnny Dangerously

10 What are you cooking, Ma? -Beer. -With noodles? What a great idea.

Ma Kelly (Maureen Stapleton), Johnny Dangerously (Michael Keaton) in Johnny Dangerously