Danny Devito Movie Quotes & Lines – 78 Classics (+ Audio)

Updated: Feb 20, 2026

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1 I thought you were gonna be the all-time champ, not the all-time chump.

As Philoctetes Phil in Hercules

2 Next time, don't let your guard down because of a pair of big goo-goo eyes!

In Hercules

3 I hate to burst your bubble, kid, but that ain't applause.

As Philoctetes Phil in Hercules

4 Will you forget the head-slicing thing?

As Philoctetes Phil in Hercules

5 Come on, kid! Concentrate! Use your head!

As Philoctetes Phil in Hercules

6 I can feel it right down to these stubby bowlegs of mine. There is nothin' you can't do, kid.

As Philoctetes Phil in Hercules

7 He's losin' points for this!

As Philoctetes Phil in Hercules

8 In the duck!

As The Penguin in Batman Returns (1992)

9 Rule number 95, kid. Concentrate!

As Philoctetes Phil in Hercules

10 Now, remember, kid. First, analyze the situation. Don't just barrel in there without thinking.

As Philoctetes Phil in Hercules