Danny Devito: 78 Movie Quotes with Audio

Updated: Feb 20, 2026

Movie quotes delivered by Danny Devito, ranked by user ratings. Listen online or download free MP3 and WAV clips.

1 I thought you were gonna be the all-time champ, not the all-time chump.

As Philoctetes Phil in Hercules

2 I hate to burst your bubble, kid, but that ain't applause.

As Philoctetes Phil in Hercules

3 Next time, don't let your guard down because of a pair of big goo-goo eyes!

In Hercules

4 Will you forget the head-slicing thing?

As Philoctetes Phil in Hercules

5 Come on, kid! Concentrate! Use your head!

As Philoctetes Phil in Hercules

6 He's losin' points for this!

As Philoctetes Phil in Hercules

7 Now, remember, kid. First, analyze the situation. Don't just barrel in there without thinking.

As Philoctetes Phil in Hercules

8 Rule number 95, kid. Concentrate!

As Philoctetes Phil in Hercules

9 I can feel it right down to these stubby bowlegs of mine. There is nothin' you can't do, kid.

As Philoctetes Phil in Hercules

10 To be a true hero, kid, is a dying art. Like paintin' a masterpiece, it's a work of heart.

As Philoctetes Phil in Hercules