Danny Devito: 78 Movie Quotes with Audio – Page 2

Updated: Feb 20, 2026

Movie quotes delivered by Danny Devito, ranked by user ratings. Listen online or download free MP3 and WAV clips.

11 In the duck!

As The Penguin in Batman Returns (1992)

12 Why not? -Two words, I am retired.

13 A book? What do you want a book for? -To read. -To read? Why would you wanna read when you got the TV set sitting right in front of you? There's nothing you can get from a book that you can't get from a television faster.

As Harry Wormwood in Matilda (1996)

14 I say appearance is nine-tenths of the law. People don't buy a car, they buy me. Which is why I personally take such pride in my appearance: well-oiled hair, clean shaved, snappy suit.

As Harry Wormwood in Matilda (1996)

15 College! I didn't go to college. I don't know anybody who did. Bunch of hippies and cesspool salesmen.

As Harry Wormwood in Matilda (1996)

16 She's a fraud! She's been playin' ya for a sap!

As Philoctetes Phil in Hercules

17 Burn, baby, burn!

As The Penguin in Batman Returns (1992)

18 You'll get your chance. You just need some kind of catastrophe or disaster.

As Philoctetes Phil in Hercules

19 I trained all those would-be heroes. Odysseus, Perseus, Theseus. A lot of yeuseus.

As Philoctetes Phil in Hercules

20 The ones you left defenseless at home so you could dress up like jerks, get juiced and dance badly!

As The Penguin in Batman Returns (1992)