Danny Devito Movie Quotes & Lines – 78 Classics (+ Audio) - page 2

Updated: Feb 20, 2026

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11 Rule number 95, kid. Concentrate!

As Philoctetes Phil in Hercules

12 Now, remember, kid. First, analyze the situation. Don't just barrel in there without thinking.

As Philoctetes Phil in Hercules

13 To be a true hero, kid, is a dying art. Like paintin' a masterpiece, it's a work of heart.

As Philoctetes Phil in Hercules

14 A book? What do you want a book for? -To read. -To read? Why would you wanna read when you got the TV set sitting right in front of you? There's nothing you can get from a book that you can't get from a television faster.

As Harry Wormwood in Matilda (1996)

15 I say appearance is nine-tenths of the law. People don't buy a car, they buy me. Which is why I personally take such pride in my appearance: well-oiled hair, clean shaved, snappy suit.

As Harry Wormwood in Matilda (1996)

16 College! I didn't go to college. I don't know anybody who did. Bunch of hippies and cesspool salesmen.

As Harry Wormwood in Matilda (1996)

17 Hello? Hello? Am I talking to, what? Hyperspace? Hello, it's me.

As Philoctetes Phil in Hercules

18 Why not? -Two words, I am retired.

As Philoctetes Phil in Hercules

19 She's a fraud! She's been playin' ya for a sap!

As Philoctetes Phil in Hercules

20 You'll get your chance. You just need some kind of catastrophe or disaster.

As Philoctetes Phil in Hercules