Danny Devito Movie Quotes & Lines – 78 Classics (+ Audio) - page 8

Updated: Feb 20, 2026

Find and rate the best quotes by Danny Devito, selected from famous or less known movies, as rated by our community, featuring short sound clips in MP3 and WAV formats.

71 Mmm... tasty. What is this we're drinking? -Read the label.

Michael Keaton as Johnny Dangerously; Danny DeVito as D.A. Burr in Johnny Dangerously

72 These books gave Matilda a hopeful and comforting message: You are not alone.

As Harry Wormwood in Matilda (1996)

73 Six and a half. -You're four. -Six and a half. -If you were six and a half, you'd be in school already.

Danny DeVito as Harry Wormwood; Mara Wilson as Matilda Wormwood in Matilda (1996)

74 Now, go watch TV like a good kid.

As Harry Wormwood in Matilda (1996)

75 Go ahead, put it on there. -Won't it fall off? -Definitely. -Isn't that dangerous? -Not to me, okay?

As Harry Wormwood in Matilda (1996)

76 Now, go to bed, you lying little earwig.

As Harry Wormwood in Matilda (1996)

77 I slave all day, I come home, you're entertaining a couple of surfer dudes bodybuilders.

As Harry Wormwood in Matilda (1996)

78 Oh, yeah? Well, a man is entitled to come home and find dinner on the table without having to wade through a convention of male strippers!

As Harry Wormwood in Matilda (1996)