33 Movie Quotes about Beard with Audio – Page 3

Updated: Sep 25, 2026

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21 I see you've shaved your chin whiskers off. -I was tasting the soup two hours after I ate it.

22 No, you can't take photos of him eating a sandwich and with a beard.

Quote from Meet John Doe (1941)

23 Hey, Jimmy. You look like _. Don't you ever shave?

Geena Davis as "Dottie" Hinson; Dottie Hinson in A League of Their Own

24 No! This traitor tried to kill me and had my beard removed! Look!

25 Looks like you the hair, the eyes. -Even his beard!

Quote from Alexander the Great (1956)

26 Your beard is really quite masculine.

Quote from Mr. Topaze (1961)

27 In my world, when I left it, only kids your age wore beards.

Quote from Planet of the Apes (1968)

28 Hey, you know that shaving lotion you advised me to buy for my teacher? I forgot he wears a beard.

Quote from Be My Valentine, Charlie Brown

29 A foul bauble of man's vanity. Perhaps you should grow a beard.

Quote from Bram Stoker's Dracula (1992)

30 Yes, you... You present quite a manly appearance. Your own teeth, healthy hair, a good beard.

Quote from Mr. Topaze (1961)