33 Movie Quotes about Beard with Audio – Page 2

Updated: Sep 25, 2026

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11 By the time you leave this place, the Grey hairs of your beards will be trailing on this kitchen floor.

Quote from Swiss Miss (1938)

12 Oh, lumme! It's only a mummy. -What, a mummy? With a beard? -Well, they didn't only do it to women. Their men got pickled, too.

Harry H. Corbett as Sergeant Sidney Bung; Jim Dale as Albert Potter in Carry On Screaming!

13 Must I shave off my beard? -I thought we'd been all through that. Of course you must. They don't wear beards in America.

Peter Lorre as Hubert Schumacher in Back for Christmas (Suspense)

14 I'm growing a goatee. -That's good. You don't wanna be the last one at the coffee house without chin pubes.

Alicia Silverstone as Cher Horowitz in Clueless (1995)

15 Well, there's something about a wife, even with a beard.

Christopher Plummer as Sir Charles Litton in The Return of the Pink Panther (1975)

16 I'll be a good king, you'll see. I'll wear nice clothes, and I'm gonna get my beard trimmed.

Jack Palance as Sir Rothbart in The Swan Princess

17 Dear Gillian, today is our third anniversary and all I have to show for it are two beautiful little girls and a husband I just can't stop kissing. I don't even mind the beard.

Sandra Bullock as Sally Owens in Practical Magic (1998)

18 I mean, come on. A perfect female body. It's not a bad start. -But the head of Abraham Lincoln. I mean, the hat and the beard.

Adam Goldberg as Mike Newhouse; Anthony Rapp in Dazed and Confused (1993)

19 Come back, you fat, bearded _!

Rick Moranis as Dark Helmet in Spaceballs

20 The Supreme Beard! You will be cursed! No, no, don't do it!

Sacha Baron Cohen as Admiral General Aladeen in The Dictator (2012)