32 Movie Quotes about Beard (+ Sound Clips) - page 2

Updated: Mar 7, 2025

Memorable quotes about beard, selected from famous or less known movies and other sources by Movie-Sounds.org's visitors, accompanied by short mp3 and wav audio samples.

11 OK. I need the Lincoln hat and the stupid beard back.

Quote from Bill & Ted's Excellent Adventure

12 Your beard doesn't have one of those things that goes over your ears. -That's because it's real, just like I'm really Santa Claus. Oh, go ahead. Pull it.

Quote from Miracle on 34th Street (1947)

13 By the time you leave this place, the Grey hairs of your beards will be trailing on this kitchen floor.

Quote from Swiss Miss (1938)

14 Oh, lumme! It's only a mummy. -What, a mummy? With a beard? -Well, they didn't only do it to women. Their men got pickled, too.

Quote from Carry On Screaming!

15 Must I shave off my beard? -I thought we'd been all through that. Of course you must. They don't wear beards in America.

Peter Lorre as Hubert Schumacher in Back for Christmas (Suspense)

16 I'm growing a goatee. -That's good. You don't wanna be the last one at the coffee house without chin pubes.

Alicia Silverstone as Cher Horowitz in Clueless (1995)

17 Well, there's something about a wife, even with a beard.

Christopher Plummer as Sir Charles Litton in The Return of the Pink Panther (1975)

18 I'll be a good king, you'll see. I'll wear nice clothes, and I'm gonna get my beard trimmed.

Jack Palance as Sir Rothbart in The Swan Princess

19 Come back, you fat, bearded _!

Rick Moranis as Dark Helmet in Spaceballs

20 No, you can't take photos of him eating a sandwich and with a beard.

Quote from Meet John Doe (1941)