Alicia Silverstone Movie Quotes & Lines – 65 Classics (+ Audio)

Explore the iconic movie lines of Alicia Silverstone, the beloved actress known for her captivating performances. Enjoy her best movie quotes, each accompanied by downloadable sound clips in MP3 and WAV formats.

1 If I ever saw you do anything that wasn't ninety percent selfish, I'd die of shock. -Oh, that'd be reason enough for me.

Cher Horowitz (Alicia Silverstone), Josh Lucas From Clueless (Paul Rudd) in Clueless (1995)

2 Do you think she's pretty? -She's a full-on Monet. -What's a Monet? -It's like the paintings, see? From far away it's okay, but up close it's a big old mess.

Cher Horowitz (Alicia Silverstone), Tai Frasier (Brittany Murphy) in Clueless (1995)

3 It all boiled down to one inevitable conclusion: I was just totally clueless.

As Cher Horowitz in Clueless (1995)

4 Loadies generally hang on the grassy knoll over there. Sometimes they come to class and say bonehead things, and we all laugh, of course, but no respectable girl actually dates them. -Mmm-mmm.

As Cher Horowitz in Clueless (1995)

5 And Daddy's so good, he gets $500 an hour to fight with people. He fights with me for free because I'm his daughter.

As Cher Horowitz in Clueless (1995)

6 Did I show you the loqued-out jeep Daddy got me? It's got four-wheel drive, dual side airbags, and a monster sound system. I don't have a license yet, but I needed something to learn on.

As Cher Horowitz in Clueless (1995)

7 She's my friend because we both know what it's like to have people be jealous of us.

As Cher Horowitz in Clueless (1995)

8 They're just like these nervous creatures that jump and slobber all over you. Ew! Get off of me. Ugh! As if!

As Cher Horowitz in Clueless (1995)

9 Thank you, Josh. I so need lessons from you on how to be cool.

As Cher Horowitz in Clueless (1995)

10 I'd like to see you have a little bit of direction. -I have direction. -Yeah. Towards the mall.

Cher Horowitz (Alicia Silverstone), Josh Lucas From Clueless (Paul Rudd) in Clueless (1995)

Alicia Silverstone Movie Quotes & Lines – 65 Classics (+ Audio)

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