As if! I am only 16, and this is California not Kentucky!

— Cher Horowitz (Alicia Silverstone)

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6 seconds sound clip from the Clueless (1995) movie soundboard.

You can hear this line at 01:30:43.695 in the Blu-ray version of the movie.

Quote context

[...]

- You know you're gorgeous, all right? And popular and... But this is not why I, you know, I come here. This is a good learning experience for me.

- You already said that.

- Mel. I want to help out Mel. He's the only one who cares about me.

- That's not true.

- He's not?

- No.

- Are you saying you care about me?

- Well, you can guess what happened next.

- As if! I am only 16, and this is California not Kentucky!

- You may kiss the bride.

- I know that when I have my own wedding, I want this whole entire floral motif. Very floral, garland.

- No. When I get married, I'm gonna have a sailor dress, but it's gonna be a gown. And all my bridesmaids are gonna wear sailor hats... with veils.

- That sounds so cool!

- My God, they're planning our weddings already.

[...]

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