Paul Rudd Movie Quotes & Lines – 14 Classics (+ Audio)

Explore the witty movie lines of Paul Rudd, the versatile actor known for his humor and charm. Listen to his iconic quotes with downloadable sound clips in MP3 and WAV formats.

1 If I ever saw you do anything that wasn't ninety percent selfish, I'd die of shock. -Oh, that'd be reason enough for me.

Cher Horowitz (Alicia Silverstone), Josh Lucas From Clueless (Paul Rudd) in Clueless (1995)

2 Loud noises!

As Brian Fantana in Anchorman: The Legend of Ron Burgundy

3 I read somewhere that their periods attract bears. The bears can smell the menstruation.

As Brian Fantana in Anchorman: The Legend of Ron Burgundy

4 I know it sounds harsh, but God does not want her to live.

As Brian Fantana in Anchorman: The Legend of Ron Burgundy

5 Yeah, but I think I'd really like to check out environmental law. -What for? You want to have a miserable, frustrating life?

As Josh Lucas in Clueless (1995)

6 I'd like to see you have a little bit of direction. -I have direction. -Yeah. Towards the mall.

Cher Horowitz (Alicia Silverstone), Josh Lucas From Clueless (Paul Rudd) in Clueless (1995)

7 Wanna practice parking? -What's the point? Everywhere you go has valet.

Cher Horowitz (Alicia Silverstone), Josh Lucas From Clueless (Paul Rudd) in Clueless (1995)

8 I wanna do something good for humanity. -How about sterilization?

Cher Horowitz (Alicia Silverstone), Josh Lucas From Clueless (Paul Rudd) in Clueless (1995)

9 Be seeing you. -Yeah, I hope not sporadically.

Tai Frasier (Brittany Murphy), Josh Lucas From Clueless (Paul Rudd) in Clueless (1995)

10 I can't believe I'm taking advice from someone who watches cartoons.

As Josh Lucas in Clueless (1995)

Paul Rudd Movie Quotes & Lines – 14 Classics (+ Audio)

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