Carry On Screaming! Quotes with Sound Clips

Carry On Screaming! Quotes with Sound Clips

Funny quotes with sound bites from Carry On Screaming! (1966 British black comedy horror film)

Actors: Harry H. Corbett (Sergeant Sidney Bung), Kenneth Williams (Dr Orlando Watt), Fenella Fielding (Valeria Watt), Jim Dale (Albert Potter), Charles Hawtrey (Dan Dann)

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1 And where are you going at this time of night? -To find another woman. -Don't lie to me!

— Sergeant Sidney Bung (Harry H. Corbett)

2 Don't waste time. Inject her. -Yes, well, the target area is large enough. The trouble is finding the bull.

— Valeria Watt (Fenella Fielding), Dr Orlando Watt (Kenneth Williams)

3 How do you expect anything to go out of it's way to have a go at you? Look at you, sitting there like a bag of nutty slack.

— Sergeant Sidney Bung (Harry H. Corbett)

4 No, no, about your name. -Watt! -What's your name? -Watt's his name! -That's what I'm trying to find out.

— Sergeant Sidney Bung (Harry H. Corbett)

5 Oh, nonsense. Living, she'd just have got old and fat. But like this she'll stay young and beautiful for ever.

— Valeria Watt (Fenella Fielding)

6 This is awful. I wish I was dead. -But, Orlando, you are dead. -What? Oh, yes, so I am. What a life!

— Dr Orlando Watt (Kenneth Williams), Valeria Watt (Fenella Fielding)

7 What's that? -They must have shot the snake. -As long as it wasn't the cat.

— Dr Orlando Watt (Kenneth Williams), Valeria Watt (Fenella Fielding)

8 Yes, he's come back. Oh. Well, he's come back, but one of his fingers is missing. -Oh, I hope he didn't leave it anywhere embarrassing. -That's what I'm afraid of.

— Dr Orlando Watt (Kenneth Williams), Valeria Watt (Fenella Fielding)

9 Now, this isn't going to hurt much. Just a preparatory injection... to get the old body cells going. So, you be a brave mummy.

— Dr Orlando Watt (Kenneth Williams)

10 And a long green skirt... -Did you get that down? -No. As I said, I've only known her a year.

— Sergeant Sidney Bung (Harry H. Corbett), Albert Potter (Jim Dale)

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