Kenneth Williams Movie Quotes & Lines – 18 Classics (+ Audio)

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1 Frying tonight!

As Dr Orlando Watt in Carry On Screaming!

2 What time is it? -Just past December.

Kenneth Williams as Dr Orlando Watt; Fenella Fielding as Valeria Watt in Carry On Screaming!

3 Yes, he's come back. Oh. Well, he's come back, but one of his fingers is missing. -Oh, I hope he didn't leave it anywhere embarrassing. -That's what I'm afraid of.

Kenneth Williams as Dr Orlando Watt; Fenella Fielding as Valeria Watt in Carry On Screaming!

4 I've often thought how fascinating it would be to make the Pharaoh live again. I bet he could tell us a thing or two, eh? All those barge orgies on the Nile. No wonder they kept finding things in the bulrushes!

As Dr Orlando Watt in Carry On Screaming!

5 Oh, why did I ever meddle in this horrible business? I was happy enough as a simple chemist, making my little liver pills. They never did anyone any harm. Well, not if taken in moderation. Of course, if you overdid it...

As Dr Orlando Watt in Carry On Screaming!

6 This is awful. I wish I was dead. -But, Orlando, you are dead. -What? Oh, yes, so I am. What a life!

Kenneth Williams as Dr Orlando Watt; Fenella Fielding as Valeria Watt in Carry On Screaming!

7 Listen to me. I am your mistress! -Don't say that, dear! It'll only make him worse.

Kenneth Williams as Dr Orlando Watt; Fenella Fielding as Valeria Watt in Carry On Screaming!

8 No, no... Why must you be so rough, Naughty Junior? Don't you understand? You don't have to strangle them. One look at your face should be enough.

As Dr Orlando Watt in Carry On Screaming!

9 Oh, don't be cross. He's just a bit overexcited. -Yes, he's over-something.

Kenneth Williams as Dr Orlando Watt; Fenella Fielding as Valeria Watt in Carry On Screaming!

10 Don't waste time. Inject her. -Yes, well, the target area is large enough. The trouble is finding the bull.

Kenneth Williams as Dr Orlando Watt; Fenella Fielding as Valeria Watt in Carry On Screaming!

Kenneth Williams Movie Quotes & Lines – 18 Classics (+ Audio)

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