18 Quotes by Kenneth Williams (Sound Clips) - page 2

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11 What's happened to your ear? Oh, yes, well, ear today, gone tomorrow.

As Dr Orlando Watt in Carry On Screaming!

12 Well, I don't understand. Why should a man be dressed as a woman? -I don't know. Perhaps his parents wanted a girl.

As Dr Orlando Watt in Carry On Screaming!

13 What's that? -They must have shot the snake. -As long as it wasn't the cat.

As Dr Orlando Watt in Carry On Screaming!

14 I knew we couldn't trust them in a crisis.

As Dr Orlando Watt in Carry On Screaming!

15 Now, this isn't going to hurt much. Just a preparatory injection... to get the old body cells going. So, you be a brave mummy.

As Dr Orlando Watt in Carry On Screaming!

16 Oh, yes. That stuff. But don't you think it might be awfully risky? I mean, we still don't know what the side-effects are. We don't want him having triplets or something.

As Dr Orlando Watt in Carry On Screaming!

17 Or leave a kiss within the cup, and I will not ask for wine...

As Dr Orlando Watt in Carry On Screaming!

18 We shall have to get rid of them both. -We can't get rid of them tonight. What about the disposal of the bodies? The dustmen don't come till Friday.

As Dr Orlando Watt in Carry On Screaming!

18 Quotes by Kenneth Williams (Sound Clips) - page 2

11 What's happened to your ear? Oh, yes, well, ear today, gone tomorrow.

12 Well, I don't understand. Why should a man be dressed as a woman? -I don't know. Perhaps his parents wanted a girl.

13 What's that? -They must have shot the snake. -As long as it wasn't the cat.

14 I knew we couldn't trust them in a crisis.

15 Now, this isn't going to hurt much. Just a preparatory injection... to get the old body cells going. So, you be a brave mummy.

16 Oh, yes. That stuff. But don't you think it might be awfully risky? I mean, we still don't know what the side-effects are. We don't want him having triplets or something.

17 Or leave a kiss within the cup, and I will not ask for wine...

18 We shall have to get rid of them both. -We can't get rid of them tonight. What about the disposal of the bodies? The dustmen don't come till Friday.

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