Kenneth Williams: 18 Movie Quotes with Audio – Page 2

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11 This is awful. I wish I was dead. -But, Orlando, you are dead. -What? Oh, yes, so I am. What a life!

Kenneth Williams as Dr Orlando Watt; Fenella Fielding as Valeria Watt in Carry On Screaming!

12 Oh, why did I ever meddle in this horrible business? I was happy enough as a simple chemist, making my little liver pills. They never did anyone any harm. Well, not if taken in moderation. Of course, if you overdid it...

As Dr Orlando Watt in Carry On Screaming!

13 I've often thought how fascinating it would be to make the Pharaoh live again. I bet he could tell us a thing or two, eh? All those barge orgies on the Nile. No wonder they kept finding things in the bulrushes!

As Dr Orlando Watt in Carry On Screaming!

14 What time is it? -Just past December.

Kenneth Williams as Dr Orlando Watt; Fenella Fielding as Valeria Watt in Carry On Screaming!

15 Now, this isn't going to hurt much. Just a preparatory injection... to get the old body cells going. So, you be a brave mummy.

As Dr Orlando Watt in Carry On Screaming!

16 Or leave a kiss within the cup, and I will not ask for wine...

As Dr Orlando Watt in Carry On Screaming!

17 Oh, yes. That stuff. But don't you think it might be awfully risky? I mean, we still don't know what the side-effects are. We don't want him having triplets or something.

As Dr Orlando Watt in Carry On Screaming!

18 We shall have to get rid of them both. -We can't get rid of them tonight. What about the disposal of the bodies? The dustmen don't come till Friday.

As Dr Orlando Watt in Carry On Screaming!