Oh, nonsense. Living, she'd just have got old and fat. But like this she'll stay young and beautiful for ever.

— Valeria Watt (Fenella Fielding)

dark humordead peopledeath of a loved onefenella fieldingyoung deaths

9 seconds sound clip from the Carry On Screaming! movie soundboard.

You can hear this line at 00:35:54 in the Blu-ray version of the movie.

Quote context

[...]

- Blimey. Now what?

- Sergeant... Look!

- Don't look... You looked!

- There. I think she's ready for delivery.

- Yes, quite the best one we've done so far, I think.

- Pretty, too. Seems such a waste.

- Oh, nonsense. Living, she'd just have got old and fat. But like this she'll stay young and beautiful for ever.

- Yes, but not half so much fun.

- Put the lid on. I'm going to raise Oddbod.

- Excuse me, dear.

- Now, listen, Oddbod. Take that crate up to Sockett. Do you understand?

[...]

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