Jim Dale: 10 Movie Quotes with Audio

Movie quotes delivered by Jim Dale, ranked by user ratings. Listen online or download free MP3 and WAV clips.

1 Now, does that sound like Doris? -Well, I don't know. I've never hit her with a pipe.

Harry H. Corbett as Sergeant Sidney Bung; Jim Dale as Albert Potter in Carry On Screaming!

2 And a long green skirt... -Did you get that down? -No. As I said, I've only known her a year.

Harry H. Corbett as Sergeant Sidney Bung; Jim Dale as Albert Potter in Carry On Screaming!

3 Oh, lumme! It's only a mummy. -What, a mummy? With a beard? -Well, they didn't only do it to women. Their men got pickled, too.

Harry H. Corbett as Sergeant Sidney Bung; Jim Dale as Albert Potter in Carry On Screaming!

4 Oh, she's all cold. -Wouldn't you be, standing around with nothing but your corsets on?

Harry H. Corbett as Sergeant Sidney Bung; Jim Dale as Albert Potter in Carry On Screaming!

5 He's not a man. He's a woman. -Oh. I thought there was something funny about him.

Harry H. Corbett as Sergeant Sidney Bung; Jim Dale as Albert Potter in Carry On Screaming!

6 There's something out there. -What? -I don't know, but whatever it is, there's two of it.

As Albert Potter in Carry On Screaming!

7 I've been courting you a year and there's been nothing worth watching so far.

As Albert Potter in Carry On Screaming!

8 Oh? Whereabouts? -Hereabouts. -At ten o'clock. -Or thereabouts. -In this vicinity. -Or roundabouts. -We're police officers. -Or layabouts.

Harry H. Corbett as Sergeant Sidney Bung; Jim Dale as Albert Potter in Carry On Screaming!

9 My landlady. She came up with a bottle. -Sounds like a pretty loose-living place you lodge in.

Jim Dale as Albert Potter; Harry H. Corbett as Sergeant Sidney Bung in Carry On Screaming!

10 It's just possible he and the landlady are in collusion. -Don't be disgusting. She's over 60.

As Albert Potter in Carry On Screaming!