Biff Tannen Movie Quotes & Lines – 18 Classics (+ Audio)

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1 This crazy old codger with a cane shows up. He says he's my distant relative. I don't see any resemblance.

Thomas F. Wilson in Back to the Future Part II

2 All I have to do is bet on the winner, and I'll never lose.

Thomas F. Wilson in Back to the Future Part II

3 All you gotta do is bet on the winner, and you'll never lose.

Thomas F. Wilson in Back to the Future Part II

4 Who's gonna pay for your cosmetic surgery, Lorraine?

Thomas F. Wilson in Back to the Future Part II

5 So he says, 'How would you like to be rich?' So I said, 'Sure.' So he lays this book on me.

Thomas F. Wilson in Back to the Future Part II

6 That's about as funny as a screen door on a battleship. -Screen door on a submarine, you dork.

Marty Mcfly (Michael J. Fox), Biff Tannen (Thomas F. Wilson) in Back to the Future Part II

7 Now, why don't you make like a tree and get out of here? -It's leave, you idiot. Make like a tree and leave. You sound like a damn fool when you say it wrong.

Thomas F. Wilson in Back to the Future Part II

8 You damn fool! Never, never leave this book laying around. Don't you have a safe? No, you don't have a safe. Get a safe. Keep it locked up. And until then, keep it on you like this.

Thomas F. Wilson in Back to the Future Part II

9 I wouldn't know. I don't know what liquor smells like, 'cause I'm too young to drink it.

Thomas F. Wilson in Back to the Future Part II

10 Homework, Tannen? -No, it ain't homework, 'cause I ain't at home.

Thomas F. Wilson in Back to the Future Part II

Biff Tannen Movie Quotes & Lines – 18 Classics (+ Audio)

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