Bob Newhart Movie Quotes & Lines – 18 Classics (+ Audio)

Updated: Aug 11, 2025

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1 Say, bud. Read the checklist to me. -Oh, yeah. Goggles down. -Check. Wing flaps down. -Check. Tail feathers. -Double check.

As Orville The Albatross in The Rescuers (1977)

2 What did you do to make him so mad? -Nothing. He's just a grumpy, old lion.

Eva Gabor as Miss Bianca; Bob Newhart as Bernard in The Rescuers (1977)

3 Oh, my gosh! I hope I know what I'm doing.

As Bernard in The Rescuers Down Under (1990)

4 If at first you don't succeed, try, try again.

As Bernard in The Rescuers (1977)

5 Uh-oh. Bianca, they smell your perfume. -Oh, dear.

As Bernard in The Rescuers (1977)

6 Are you hurt, sir? -Nope. One of my better landings, bud. -Oh, great.

As Orville The Albatross in The Rescuers (1977)

7 He just went through a red light. -I do that all the time, darling. Now, come on. Stop worrying.

Bob Newhart as Bernard; Eva Gabor as Miss Bianca in The Rescuers (1977)

8 You do? I mean, you really want to? -I don't think it's a matter of wanting, it's a matter of duty. -Duty? I never thought of it...

Bob Newhart as Bernard; Eva Gabor as Miss Bianca in The Rescuers Down Under (1990)

9 Sir, there's 13 steps on this ladder. -Superstitious nonsense!

As Bernard in The Rescuers (1977)

10 Miss Bianca, be sure it's fastened good and tight. -I can't. It'll wrinkle my dress.

Bob Newhart as Bernard; Eva Gabor as Miss Bianca in The Rescuers (1977)

Bob Newhart Movie Quotes & Lines – 18 Classics (+ Audio)

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