Brian Doyle-Murray: 17 Movie Quotes with Audio

Updated: Mar 4, 2026

Movie quotes delivered by Brian Doyle-Murray, ranked by user ratings. Listen online or download free MP3 and WAV clips.

1 Hold it! Stop the car! Stop the car! And stop the music.

As Mr. Twitchell in Frosty Returns (1992)

2 Little girl, I think your hat's too tight.

As Mr. Twitchell in Frosty Returns (1992)

3 What's that? -Our plan. I've taken everything into consideration. Analyzed all the options. It's flawless. -Boo-boo proof? -Boo-boo proof. Read it, and do exactly what it says. Get a move on!

As Wittgenstein in The Brave Little Toaster to the Rescue

4 I want those words painted on buses, billboards, large dogs!

As Mr. Twitchell in Frosty Returns (1992)

5 One day, I'm conk of the walk. The most sophisticated piece of machinery ever built. And the next, I'm scrap metal. That's why I've been banished to this place with nothing but an old TV and a bunch of rats for company.

As Wittgenstein in The Brave Little Toaster to the Rescue

6 And when I get a virus, it spreads everywhere. -Run for the hills! -Not to you. It only happens if you're online.

As Wittgenstein in The Brave Little Toaster to the Rescue

7 Master? You have no master but yourselves. That's what our mission is all about.

As Wittgenstein in The Brave Little Toaster Goes to Mars

8 Okay. Prepare yourself for possible overload.

As Wittgenstein in The Brave Little Toaster Goes to Mars

9 Of course. Going to Mars is easy. The Club Med in Cancun this time of year would take some wrangling, but Mars is a cinch.

As Wittgenstein in The Brave Little Toaster Goes to Mars

10 Well, will that crown fit me or not? I could always have the crown stretched or have my head shrunk.

As Mr. Twitchell in Frosty Returns (1992)