Brian Doyle-Murray Movie Quotes & Lines – 17 Classics (+ Audio)

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Memorable quotes by Brian Doyle-Murray, selected from famous or less known movies, featuring short audio clips in MP3 and WAV formats.

1 Hold it! Stop the car! Stop the car! And stop the music.

As Mr. Twitchell in Frosty Returns (1992)

2 Little girl, I think your hat's too tight.

As Mr. Twitchell in Frosty Returns (1992)

3 I want those words painted on buses, billboards, large dogs!

As Mr. Twitchell in Frosty Returns (1992)

4 Well, will that crown fit me or not? I could always have the crown stretched or have my head shrunk.

As Mr. Twitchell in Frosty Returns (1992)

5 Of course. Going to Mars is easy. The Club Med in Cancun this time of year would take some wrangling, but Mars is a cinch.

As Wittgenstein in The Brave Little Toaster Goes to Mars

6 Okay. Prepare yourself for possible overload.

As Wittgenstein in The Brave Little Toaster Goes to Mars

7 Master? You have no master but yourselves. That's what our mission is all about.

As Wittgenstein in The Brave Little Toaster Goes to Mars

8 And when I get a virus, it spreads everywhere. -Run for the hills! -Not to you. It only happens if you're online.

As Wittgenstein in The Brave Little Toaster to the Rescue

9 How long have you been down here? -Four trillion, nine hundred ninety-nine billion, four hundred fifty million, eight hundred fifty-two thousand, three hundred twelve nanoseconds. Ever since that awful day when when when transistors were invented.

As The Brave Little Toaster in The Brave Little Toaster to the Rescue

10 Look, I'm just made out of tubes, you know? -That's the problem. So am I.

As Radio in The Brave Little Toaster to the Rescue