Brian Doyle-Murray Movie Quotes & Lines – 17 Classics (+ Audio) - page 2

Updated: Mar 4, 2026

Memorable quotes by Brian Doyle-Murray, selected from famous or less known movies, featuring short audio clips in MP3 and WAV formats.

11 You sure I'll be welcomed? -Of course. There's plenty of room in the junk drawer back home.

Brian Doyle-Murray as Wittgenstein; Stephen Tobolowsky as Calculator in The Brave Little Toaster Goes to Mars

12 We are gonna make an entrance.

As Mr. Twitchell in Frosty Returns (1992)

13 You should be glad for the company and the conversation. -But all you ever talk about is Christmas. Christmas this, Christmas that. And you've never even seen the top of a Christmas tree.

Kath Soucie as Tinselina; Brian Doyle-Murray as Wittgenstein in The Brave Little Toaster Goes to Mars

14 You should take something for that cold. -It's more than a cold. It's a... a... a virus.

As Wittgenstein in The Brave Little Toaster to the Rescue

15 Nobody wants old Wittgenstein anymore. I'm utterly useless, you see? Outmoded.

As Wittgenstein in The Brave Little Toaster to the Rescue

16 How long have you been down here? -Four trillion, nine hundred ninety-nine billion, four hundred fifty million, eight hundred fifty-two thousand, three hundred twelve nanoseconds. Ever since that awful day when when when transistors were invented.

Deanna Oliver as The Brave Little Toaster; Brian Doyle-Murray as Wittgenstein in The Brave Little Toaster to the Rescue

17 Look, I'm just made out of tubes, you know? -That's the problem. So am I.

Roger Kabler as Radio; Brian Doyle-Murray as Wittgenstein in The Brave Little Toaster to the Rescue