Stephen Tobolowsky Movie Quotes & Lines – 15 Classics (+ Audio)

Updated: Nov 11, 2025

Find and rate the best quotes by Stephen Tobolowsky, selected from famous or less known movies, as rated by our community, featuring short sound clips in MP3 and WAV formats.

1 Do you sell insurance? -Ho-ho, bing again! You are sharp as a tack today!

As Phil Connors in Groundhog Day

2 Are we there yet? -Not yet. -Well, how much further? -Six squillion light-years. -Oh, almost there.

As Calculator in The Brave Little Toaster Goes to Mars

3 Toaster, we can't stop liftoff. -We don't have enough popcorn for another ignition sequence.

Stephen Tobolowsky as Calculator; Wayne Knight as Microwave in The Brave Little Toaster Goes to Mars

4 I sell insurance. -What a shock. -Do you have life insurance? Because if you do, you could always use a little more. Am I right or am I right or am I right? Right? Right? Right?

In Groundhog Day

5 Hey, that's all right! I'll walk with you. You know, whenever I see an opportunity now, I charge it like a bull. Ned the Bull, that's me now.

In Groundhog Day

6 Oh, God! It is so good to see you! What are you doing for dinner? -Something else.

As Phil Connors in Groundhog Day

7 Whoa-ho-ho-ho! Watch out for that first step. It's a doozy!

In Groundhog Day

8 Bing! Oh, first shot right out of the box!

In Groundhog Day

9 But you wanna know something? I gots a feeling... you ain't got any. Am I right or am I right or am I right? Am I right?

In Groundhog Day

10 I designed the voice recognition chip. -What a thing to do!

Mary McDonnell as Liz Ogilvy; Stephen Tobolowsky as Werner Brandes in Sneakers (1992)