Stephen Tobolowsky Movie Quotes & Lines – 15 Classics (+ Audio) - page 2

Updated: Nov 11, 2025

Find and rate the best quotes by Stephen Tobolowsky, selected from famous or less known movies, as rated by our community, featuring short sound clips in MP3 and WAV formats.

11 I've been waiting all my life for possible overload.

As Calculator in The Brave Little Toaster Goes to Mars

12 You know, I got friends of mine who live and die by the actuarial tables. And I say, hey, it's all one big crapshoot anyhoo.

In Groundhog Day

13 You sure I'll be welcomed? -Of course. There's plenty of room in the junk drawer back home.

Brian Doyle-Murray as Wittgenstein; Stephen Tobolowsky as Calculator in The Brave Little Toaster Goes to Mars

14 I have not seen this guy for 20 years. He comes up to me and then he buys whole life, term, fire, theft, auto, dental, health, with the optional death and dismemberment plan. Water damage.

In Groundhog Day

15 Doris? Would you like to have breakfast with me? -Sure, fine. -Shall I phone you or nudge you?

As Werner Brandes in Sneakers (1992)