Buck Russell: 45 Movie Quotes with Audio

Movie quotes spoken by Buck Russell, ranked by user ratings. Listen online or download free MP3 and WAV clips.

1 I don't know. I can't get enough cheese. I feel like a big mouse.

John Candy in Uncle Buck (1989)

2 What's your record for consecutive questions asked?

John Candy in Uncle Buck (1989)

3 So why don't we put a button on it like this? And a zipper, like that, and a lock. I can't talk at all. I throw the key away.

John Candy in Uncle Buck (1989)

4 You know, I have a friend who works at the crime lab at the police station. I could give him your toothbrush and he could run a test on it to see if you actually brushed your teeth or just ran your toothbrush under the faucet.

John Candy in Uncle Buck (1989)

5 How'd you like to spend the next several nights wondering if your crazy out-of-work bum uncle will shave your head while you sleep?

John Candy in Uncle Buck (1989)

6 All those medical terms, huh? What is it, an infarction or something like that?

John Candy in Uncle Buck (1989)

7 Hey, I stopped smoking cigarettes. -Oh, good. -Isn't that something? I'm on to cigars now.

John Candy in Uncle Buck (1989)

8 Take this quarter. Go downtown, and have a rat gnaw that thing off your face.

John Candy in Uncle Buck (1989)

9 No, your boobs were Minnie and Mickey. I remember that because of Disney World.

John Candy in Uncle Buck (1989)

10 Oh, boy. But it'll all be better tomorrow. Always is.

John Candy in Uncle Buck (1989)