How'd you like to spend the next several nights wondering if your crazy out-of-work bum uncle will shave your head while you sleep?

Buck Russell (John Candy)

10 seconds sound clip from the Uncle Buck (1989) movie soundboard.

You can hear this line at 00:40:30 in the Blu-ray version of the movie.

Quote context

[...]

- Come on, it's a great sport. And it's virtually impossible to get pregnant while doing it. If you catch my drift.

- You're disgusting. I'll die before I go anywhere with you.

- It's gonna be fun.

- They have rent-a-shoes.

- And rent-a-foot-disease.

- We've done the battle of the wills. The deck's stacked in my favor. You're just gonna lose again.

- Try me.

- How'd you like to spend the next several nights wondering if your crazy out-of-work bum uncle will shave your head while you sleep?

- See you in the car.

(MIMICS SHAVER BUZZING)

- There you go. Now, this is a bowling ball.

- How you doing? I've never seen you here before. I know about everybody. That's why they call me Pal.

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