Carol Burnett Movie Quotes & Lines – 5 Classics (+ Audio)

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1 If you was worth breaking my fingernails on, I'd tear your puss wide open.

As Mollie Malloy in The Front Page (1974)

2 It's a wonder a bolt of lightning don't come through the ceiling and strike you all dead.

As Mollie Malloy in The Front Page (1974)

3 I'm a $2 whore from Division Street, and you know it. -That's right. She shouldn't be allowed in here.

As Mollie Malloy in The Front Page (1974)

4 Well, if it's in the papers, it must be true. They wouldn't print a lie.

As Mollie Malloy in The Front Page (1974)

5 Somebody grab her. -You try it and I'll break your goddamn heads!

As Mollie Malloy in The Front Page (1974)

Carol Burnett Movie Quotes & Lines – 5 Classics (+ Audio)

1 If you was worth breaking my fingernails on, I'd tear your puss wide open.

2 It's a wonder a bolt of lightning don't come through the ceiling and strike you all dead.

3 I'm a $2 whore from Division Street, and you know it. -That's right. She shouldn't be allowed in here.

4 Well, if it's in the papers, it must be true. They wouldn't print a lie.

5 Somebody grab her. -You try it and I'll break your goddamn heads!

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