10 Movie Quotes about Carpenters with AudioBrowse clips, ranked by user ratings. Listen online or download free MP3 and WAV clips. 1 The walrus and the carpenter were walking close at hand. Quote from Alice in Wonderland (1951) 2 You know, you don't have a straight angle on that whole goddamn porch. Or the whole house, for that matter! He is the worst damn carpenter. Quote from Unforgiven 3 Christ, maybe he's tough, but he sure ain't no carpenter. Quote from Unforgiven 4 Well, he wasn't scared, boys. He just ain't no carpenter. Quote from Unforgiven 5 You know, maybe you should just hang the carpenter. -What? Quote from Unforgiven 6 The Walrus and the Carpenter. Or The Story of the Curious Oysters. Quote from Alice in Wonderland (1951) 7 If he was a regular contractor carpenter guy, I guarantee you, you would not be able to fix the damage that I do as quickly. John C. Reilly as Wreck-It Ralph in Wreck-It Ralph 8 You don't think a carpenter can make money, eh? No? You're wrong. This one did well because he was a builder of safes. Quote from For a Few Dollars More 9 Jesus... Address? -Jerusalem. -And your occupation? -Carpenter. Quote from The Mack (1973) 10 Once upon a time there was a carpenter. Quote from For a Few Dollars More