10 Movie Quotes about Carpenters (+ Sound Clips)

Updated: Mar 7, 2025

Memorable quotes about carpenters, selected from famous or less known movies by Movie-Sounds.org's visitors, accompanied by short mp3 and wav audio samples.

1 You know, you don't have a straight angle on that whole goddamn porch. Or the whole house, for that matter! He is the worst damn carpenter.

Clint Eastwood as William Munny in Unforgiven

2 Christ, maybe he's tough, but he sure ain't no carpenter.

Clint Eastwood as William Munny in Unforgiven

3 Well, he wasn't scared, boys. He just ain't no carpenter.

Clint Eastwood as William Munny in Unforgiven

4 You know, maybe you should just hang the carpenter. -What?

Clint Eastwood as William Munny in Unforgiven

5 The walrus and the carpenter were walking close at hand.

Kathryn Beaumont as Alice in Alice in Wonderland (1951)

6 The Walrus and the Carpenter. Or The Story of the Curious Oysters.

Kathryn Beaumont as Alice in Alice in Wonderland (1951)

7 If he was a regular contractor carpenter guy, I guarantee you, you would not be able to fix the damage that I do as quickly.

John C. Reilly as Wreck It Ralph in Wreck-It Ralph

8 You don't think a carpenter can make money, eh? No? You're wrong. This one did well because he was a builder of safes.

Clint Eastwood as The Man With No Name in For a Few Dollars More

9 Jesus... Address? -Jerusalem. -And your occupation? -Carpenter.

Max Julien as Goldie The Mack in The Mack (1973)

10 Once upon a time there was a carpenter.

Clint Eastwood as The Man With No Name in For a Few Dollars More

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