Hotel Transylvania Quotes with Sound Clips - page 3

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The funniest quotes and one liners sampled from the movie Hotel Transylvania (2012), featuring short sound clips and sfx that can be used as ringtones or custom computer sounds.

Actors: Adam Sandler (Count Dracula), Andy Samberg (Johnny), Selena Gomez (Mavis Dracula), David Spade (The Invisible Man "Griffin"), Steve Buscemi (Wayne)

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21 Hey, kids, reel it in. You're only supposed to make Mom and Dad miserable.

— Wayne (Steve Buscemi)

22 Dad, you were right. Humans are awful. They were everything you said. They wanted to bite my toes.

Mavis Dracula (Selena Gomez)

23 He put his hand in my mouth to see if it would disappear.

The Invisible Man Griffin, The Invisible Man "Griffin" (David Spade)

24 It's not a money thing. I have a plane phobia, okay? I mean, at any moment, those engines could catch... -Fire! Yeah, yeah. Fire bad. We know.

— Wayne (Steve Buscemi), (Kevin James)

25 Seems like only yesterday you were eating mosquitoes, but now you're eating frogs and mice, scarfing them down like Doritos.
26 Wooden stake to the heart? -Yeah, well, who wouldn't that kill?

Count Dracula (Adam Sandler)

27 These are recent human images our surveillance has uncovered. They are getting fatter so as to overpower us.

Count Dracula (Adam Sandler)

28 He could've killed us! He touched my guitar!

— Wayne (Steve Buscemi)

29 So, Dracula doesn't drink blood? -No, I use a blood substitute. Either Near Blood or Blood Beaters. You can't tell the difference.

Count Dracula (Adam Sandler)

30 The truth is, I don't even know if humans are bad any more.

Count Dracula (Adam Sandler)

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