Christmas? Ha ha ha ha...! Did you hear that, folks? We got a bear here wants to buy a ticket to Christmas!
12 seconds sound clip from the The Bear Who Slept Through Christmas movie soundboard.
You can hear this line at 00:10:49.901 in the VHS version of the movie.
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- Okay, next. Where to? East, west, north, south, the woods, the mountains, where?
- Okay, next. Where to? East, west, north, south, the woods, the mountain, where?
- I said, Christmas. I'd like to go to Christmas.
- Look, pal, you can't buy a ticket to Christmas. Christmas isn't a place. It's a thing.
- I'm goin' on my bear vacation, my once a year fun hibernation.
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