Well, we don't know an awful lot about this Christmas. It's a shame. You know, we could put a bear on the moon. we could put toothpaste in a tube, put milk in a cow, but we can't find out about Christmas.

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15 seconds sound clip from the The Bear Who Slept Through Christmas movie soundboard.

You can hear this line at 00:09:20.378 in the VHS version of the movie.

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- Before you go anywhere, young man, I've got a few words for you.

- So there it is.

- While every other bear sleeps, Ted Edward Bear will be wide awake, and out looking for Christmas, for heaven's sake.

- The Bear-witness News went to the Grizzly University today to find out about Christmas.

- We talked with Professor Werner Von Bear.

- Well, we don't know an awful lot about this Christmas. It's a shame. You know, we could put a bear on the moon. we could put toothpaste in a tube, put milk in a cow, but we can't find out about Christmas.

- Now, this man, this cute, this sweetheart in the red suit, Santa Claus. He's in charge from Christmas. Now, he's still using this primitive means of propulsion. Could you believe it? At this stage of... He's supposed to go all over the world in...

- And he does it while everybody's asleep! Ha ha ha ha ha!

- The whole concept is really far fetched.

- Maybe with a government grant, a few years of research, you could find Christmas.

- But a bear would have to be cuckoo to go looking all by himself.

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He found Christmas.

Christmas is that certain glow that just, uh, it just can't be defined. It's a happy, happy feeling, deep inside that you get when you are kind.

Tell you what. Go down this street about three blocks to number 501. Go up to the top floor. That's where you'll find Christmas.

Well, you see, Christmas isn't a place or a thing, or even a time. It's something you carry around in your heart. It's a way of acting towards others, a way of feeling about the world.

Yeah, but if Christmas is so great, why do they have it only once a year? -That, my boy, is something I wish I could answer.

The Bear Who Slept Through Christmas Sound Clip

Sound clips of funny quotes from the 1973 animated television special The Bear Who Slept Through Christmas.

Actors: Robert Holt (Santa Claus), Tom Smothers (Ted E. Bear), Barbara Feldon (Patti Bear), Casey Kasem (The narrator)

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