Don't make me laugh. Don't make me laugh. My funny friend, don't make me bend in half.
11 seconds sound clip from the The Pebble and the Penguin movie soundboard.
You can hear this line at 00:39:35.377 in the Blu-ray version of the movie.
Quote context
[...]
- So, Marina. When should I announce our engagement? Today? Tomorrow? Wednesday?
- Drake, I wouldn't marry you if you were the last penguin on Earth.
- Don't worry. I'll make it official with the obligatory pebble and all that.
- No? No?
- Oh, I get it. You're joking. What's so funny?
- Don't make me laugh. Don't make me laugh. My funny friend, don't make me bend in half.
- Don't be a card, babe. Don't mess with Drake.
- Don't make me laugh so hard that you begin to ache.
- Don't make me laugh. Don't pull my leg. May I suggest you would do best to beg?
- If you say no, miss, if you refuse, this is your notice that I refuse to lose.
- Say yes, my love, and go with a winner. Believe me, that would be wiser.
[...]
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