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4 seconds sound clip from the T.V. of Tomorrow (Tex Avery, 1953) movie soundboard.
You can hear this line at 00:01:19 in the Blu-ray version of the movie.
Quote context
[...]
- Your Town, USA, only yesterday, peaceful, quiet, serene, a picture of complete tranquility.
- And then, overnight, it happened. Television.
- But with television came problems. Eye strain, image distortion, and picture jumping.
- But these problems will be completely eliminated in your Television Set of Tomorrow.
- No more dragging Dad away from the set for dinner.
- Actually, the home of tomorrow will be built around the television set.
- This advanced model automatically eliminates picture distortion from passing airplanes.
- However, it does clutter up the living room.
- Remember those umpteen billion control knobs? Tomorrow's set, one simple knob.
- A set for people who squint. For people who drink water. And for people who smoke.
[...]