Anyone can be Santa. Why can't a lady like me?
7 seconds sound clip from the The Year Without a Santa Claus movie soundboard.
You can hear this line at 00:07:05.457 in the Blu-ray version of the movie.
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- May I ask who is calling, please?
- Hmm. It fits. It fits very nicely.
- I bet I could be Santa Claus.
- Anyone can be Santa. Why can't a lady like me?
- I admit I'm underfed, but with a pillow from the bed I could be Santa Claus.
- Oh, anyone can play Santa. I've fantasized it a lot.
- With this hat upon my head Aad his suit of Christmas red, I could be Santa Claus.
- And with his ho, ho, ho I'd be going down the chimneys with his sack.
- And although my curls may be showing, I'll make sure they only see me from the back.
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