- You conjure up a good old-fashioned white Christmas for us right here in Southtown, and I'll buy every word you say.
- You will?
10 seconds sound clip from the The Year Without a Santa Claus movie soundboard.
You can hear this line at 00:26:05.615 in the Blu-ray version of the movie.
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- No more, please. I can't take any more. Reindeers, Santa Claus, elves...
- But we are elves. We're serious. How can we convince you?
- A snowball in Southtown? What kind of chance is that?
- Not very good. It never snows here.
- Ha. Well, not in the last hundred years.
- Hey, I've got an idea. You elves can work magic and all that.
- I'll spring your reindeer from the hoosegow.
- I'll call all the mayors in the U.S. of A.
- We'll give Santa an official national holiday this year.
- Goodbye, Your Honor. We've got lots to do.
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